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Get a *Legal* College Degree in 24 Hours for $200

July 10, 2016

This “instant” college degree website is worth a read in its entirety.

It advertises,

Forget fakes– Do it legally!

Private Colleges Want to Graduate YOU!

24 Hour Graduation Service

Fast  Verifiable   Legal

All Documents 100% Verifiable

In 24 hours, you appear in the school’s online graduate database. GUARANTEED!

The site sells “legal” bachelors, masters, and doctoral degrees. But, being an above-board short-cut, balanced-on-the-edge-of-technically-legal website, it does offer some cautions:

Note: This is a valuable free service directed at above averagely intelligent people who understand the value of being able to instantly convert their existing knowledge into a degree, quickly and legally. It is essential that you read and understand the FAQ because it outlines exactly what we deliver. If you have any doubts you should not proceed.

The site tells exactly what it’s doing–without stating exactly what its doing:

What can I expect from a Private Degree?

IN A NUTSHELL – LOW COST & LEGALITY

This is a free service, we do not charge you any money. However, we do require you to make a purchase from one of our sponsors. This service is sponsored by services that provide valuable life enhancement services.

The degree granting process is achieved thru the exploitation of LEGAL LOOPHOLES.

We are often asked what this means and the best definition, that neatly encapsulates the concept, is that an institution is legally formed and operating in such a way that it makes the granting of a degree legal, whereas this would otherwise be illegal.

There is only so much that can be done, when you consider that your overall investment is only $200.

 If you do not understand the concept of legal loopholes explained above, do not understand the limitations explained in the main FAQ or you have unrealistic expectations of what can be achieved for $200, then you should NOT proceed.

We always prefer to have a happy client that is smart enough to understand what we can and can’t do, than an unhappy client who doesn’t.

Basically, we promise a LEGAL and lower cost alternative to using fake, counterfeit or phony degrees and diplomas.

Got that?

And (surely) to cover itself from those who actually believe that $200 and 24 hours should be able to convert a lie into truth, the site continues by telling those who are entertaining being taken in by its unrealistic, sleight-of-legitimacy that its “degrees” are not useful in cases in which accreditation matters.

This next section is a work of scammer beauty that feeds on the arrogance that fuels a certain idiocy:

So how is this service possible?

SIMPLE. OUR LEGAL EXPERTS HAVE YOU COVERED!

You get to graduate using a clever tried and tested  Legal Loophole!

Due to existing laws governing Private Colleges & Universities, legislation allows for those schools to graduate a student, based on a legal declaration by the student.

Founded in 2001, we have over 14 years experience and have helped thousands of people, just like you, to get their college degree fast by converting what they already know into a legal and valid qualification.

If you have an honest and truthful belief that you have sufficient work experience to justify your chosen degree, then we can get you graduated from one of the schools in our network within 24 hrs.

And the disclaimer (of course, of course). Again, a scammer work of art:

After reviewing the list of degrees available, you must choose one which best suits your work experience. By doing so, you are making a legal declaration that you hold a genuine and honest belief  that you have sufficient work experience and prior learning for the chosen college degree.

Neither Instantdegrees.com , nor the issuing colleges themselves, are legally responsible for any client choosing to abuse this system. We rely solely upon the honesty and integrity of the applicant.

And so, what college or university partners in such a shady venture?

The liar-buyer doesn’t get to know until the transaction is complete. But one issue is clear: No students physically attend, and none “directly advertise to the public.” From the site’s FAQs:

Can I specify the country, region or zone of the University or College that I graduate from?

No! Many loophole institutions operate legally by the clever use of jurisdictions (this is done for your benefit). We offer our services to an international client base without preference to any particular country.

We 100% guarantee that all the institutions we represent are legally formed and operating private tertiary level institutions that are internationally administered in ENGLISH SPEAKING jurisdictions that have English as the institutional language of operation. All operate distance programs in ENGLISH.

By definition, private institutions that are internationally administered are not beholden to any single jurisdiction in their operating models and so it is probable (although not guaranteed) that your degree will have no direct connection with your country of your residence. If you feel that the degree you seek must come from a location near you or that you cannot explain your degree thru distance programs (which by definition mean that physical attendance at the institution is not required) then you should not apply.

Will the college or university run its own campus?

Not necessarily.  All of the institutions we represent are legally formed and operating private academic, rather than mainstream public, institutions.  They provide non-traditional, distance programs and correspondence degree courses, using outsourced campus facilities when required, for instance, Summer Schools and Short Residential Courses.  Distance Programs by definition mean that physical attendance at the institution is not required. However, all the institutions we represent have their own Administration Centers for administering the degree courses and post graduate services such as the FREE Verification Service.  None of the institutions we represent advertise directly to the public nor is their association with instantdegrees.com.

Another valuable service: Assistance in not getting caught riding the legal loophole wave:

Can anybody get an Instant Degree?

Yes!  Providing you are over the age of 21, you can use this LEGAL loophole to get an Instant Degree.

We recommend the following:

At at 21 years old, you should only consider an Associate or Bachelor Degree.

A Master’s Degree at 23 years old or more.

Doctorates Professorships and Fellowships should only be considered at 25 years old or more.

But what of transcripts?

No problem! But this part of the legal loophole process will cost more:

Can you arrange Transcripts?

Yes!  Transcripts (also known as Student Records, Record Cards, Grade Cards, Mark Cards, Marks, Cards etc.) can be acquired or activated by supporting one of our sponsors though the purchase of a $200 USD ebook package available to purchase via the Returning Clients Section. The Transcript process is separate because not everybody requires Transcripts. The combined investment for a Degree and Transcript through this service is the most competitively priced available.

NOTE:  You must have a VALID degree verification code via our service before you can apply for a Transcript. We can only arrange transcripts for degrees obtained via our service.

Each degree level has its own stand alone Transcript scaled as follows:

Associate 60+ Credits. Bachelor 120+ Credits. Master 30+ Credits.

Doctorate, Professorship and Fellowship 30+ Credits.

Each level assumes the prior completion of lower levels. e.g. Graduation at Doctorate level is 180 Credits which would be made up of a Bachelor of 120 Credits, a Master of 30 Credits and a Doctorate of 30 Credits = 180 Total. The Doctorate Transcript would only show 30 Doctoral Credits.

This is all calculated automatically when you apply for Transcripts.

As for the closing statements in the FAQs: Nothing short of priceless:

Critics. Why you should ignore them

You must not forget that your degree is obtained by exploiting legal loopholes.

Critics have NO LEGAL argument.  …

The very reason that you are here is because you want to avail yourself of the positive social engineering possibilities of a legally granted degree. In that action you have proved yourself smarter than BOTH the average citizen with no degree AND smarter than the so-called academics.

These are people who have frittered away years in classrooms absorbing blindly and thoughtlessly second hand information in a theoretical environment completely removed from real life, and for what? In order to acquire the right to use the same Title or post-nominal letters that you can legally acquire in a matter of days for the price a meal in a decent restaurant.

Who is really smarter?

You are the one called to the front of the queue in airports; you are the one getting the free upgrade to first class; you are the one sitting at the good table not too near the band overlooking the river; you are the one dazzling your future employers with your skills and abilities at an interview rather than having your Résumé ditched by a computer programmed to scan all applications and send rejection slips to perfectly capable applicants who happen not to have a degree;  The benefits are endless.

The degrees available thru us are obtained thru the exploitation of legal loopholes, but legally that does not make them of any less worth of a “worked for” degree.

There you have it, folks. Apparently I am among the foolish for *frittering away* 12 years of my life on three college degrees at institutions that any individual can visit, and that I chose to attend and have the real-world, genuine experience of attending.

And none of my degrees are connected to the term “exploitation.”

Definitely smarter.

jackass  Satisfied Instantdegrees.com customer

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5 Comments
  1. Laura H. Chapman permalink

    This is a fabulous post. It has many of the elements in Title II of ESSA. I know of at least one person who has acquired a Doctorate with no evident program of study anywhere. I recall having bookmarked a website that had tiers of prices for printed diplomas for a doctorate, master’ s or bachelor degree in some some exotic fields of study. The irony is that the education industry is setting up stackable badges, certificates, and other symbolic “certifications” of competence based on completing instructional modules. This idea is already part of the Relay Graduate School of Education’s program of teacher training.

  2. When I was in engineering school, I disliked statistics. Now, I am going to have a PhD. in statistics. Modern ethics are so wonderful.

    In a former profession I was a tribologist. When the 21st century came competency and results were not longer valued. Masters degrees did not sell stock. A companies roster needed doctorates in charge. That sold stock. I became a teacher.

    If only I had known about this program back then, I could have joined some of my replacements in leading that benighted company straight into bankruptcy.

  3. Yep, it’s a diploma mill…

  4. So a) do these “diplomas” fool anyone? b) how are these “schools” allowed to operate? c) why doesn’t the government shut this down?

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